This was sent to me by a liberal who cannot stand what is going on in Ohio Attorney General Marc Dann’s office:

November 8

Chief of Staff Ed Simpson to Marc Dann’s scheduler, Jessica Utovich: Jeanne said I was hot today.

Utovich: Ew. Michelle said I was.

Simpson: My friend, while it is not essential, generally one picks a team.

Utovich: Looking around this place…the options are slim on each side. I choose celibacy.

Simpson: Agreed…with a few notable exceptions.

Utovich: Ew. Not really. But don’t worry, optical care coverage kicks in after 1 year.

Simpson: I’ve always had a destructive bent toward larger and smart.